Beware, mortal smokers, for a gruesome beast lurks in the shadows, ready to unleash terror with every rip! Introducing the highly cool Gangrenous Zombie Bong that will make your smoke sessions supernaturally thrilling.
As a horror buff and avid bong collector, I was positively enamored the second I saw this creepy creation. The ghoulish green head oozing decay, the piercing glow-in-the-dark eyes – this bong is a straight-up showstopper! Every last grotesque detail on the zombie’s face is intricately sculpted, from the exposed brains to the bared teeth. Just looking at this freaky piece gives me spine-tingling chills in the best possible way.
But don’t let the frightening exterior fool you – this zombie delivers smooth, satisfying rips every time, thanks to quality construction. The Gangrenous Zombie Bong is made from 7mm thick glass glass and can stand up to clumsier smokers. The beaker base provides excellent stability, so you’ll never have to worry about tipping this monster over mid-session.
I also love how the 14mm female joint sits at a 45-degree angle. This stylish angled mouthpiece and a vast chamber make for super comfortable hitting. You can lean back and enjoy massive rips without contorting yourself awkwardly. Genius design!
Of course, the included 4.5-inch downstem and 14mm bowl ensure excellent diffusion and filtration. Your smoke gets cooled and mellowed out before inhalation, letting you take even the most enormous lung-busters with zero harshness.
Whenever I break out the Gangrenous Zombie Bong amongst my friend group, it elicits audible gasps and tons of compliments. It draws a crowd! The glow-in-the-dark accents make it the ultimate after-dark smoking centerpiece. Just be sure to pass it around – this wicked zombie wants to spread terror amongst all your pals.
Take your smoke sessions from plain to insane with the sickest bong ever conceived. The Gangrenous Zombie Bong is a must-have for horror lovers, stoneware collectors, and anyone looking to give their sessions a supernatural makeover.
Pick yours up at Bongaily Headshop before they all return to the graves!