Oh, my ganja, Towelie fans rejoice! The iconic wisecracking stoner towel from South Park is now available in dab rig form. Introducing the “You’re a Towel” Towelie Bong – this heady glass piece expertly captures the essence of everyone’s favorite anthropomorphic smoking companion.
As a massive South Park nerd and avid dabber, I was over the moon when I discovered this playful Towelie tribute rig. The talented artists at Dellaluna Glass perfectly translated his hilarious spaced-out expression and bloodshot eyes into functional smoking art. One look at his green and yellow face reminds me of remembering classic SP episodes.
But there’s a lot more to this bong than just novelty aesthetics. The quality borosilicate glass construction means durability and resilience are locked in. At 6 inches tall, it’s the ideal compact size for firing up flavorful low-temperature dabs daily.
The 10mm male banger is ready to pair with your favorite carb cap for serious cloud production. The long curved neck and thick base create a perfectly balanced ergonomic grip. Form and function in harmonious balance – exactly what Towelie would want!
Sparking up with this fun character feels like taking a hit and giggling with an old friend. And the one-of-a-kind handmade craftsmanship makes each Towelie unique – no two will ever look identical.
Here’s a rundown of why every South Park fan needs this Towelie tribute dab rig:
So stop drying off and get lifted with your new supernatural smoking buddy! There’s no better way to kick back after a long day than taking a tasty dab with Towelie by your side.
Bring the best scenes from South Park to life and pick up this hilarious heady rig today at Bongaily Headshop! But don’t wait around too long, or you’ll miss your chance to own the “You’re a Towel” Towelie Bong.